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Colin 'Chopper' Mozart
Chesterfield,
United Kingdom

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12 Oct 2008 11:05 
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. Human beings are the only animals that stutter, she says.

A little girl raises her hand. I had a kitty cat who stuttered, she said.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

Well, she began, I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard.

That must have been scary, said the teacher.

It sure was said the little girl.

My kitty raised his back, went Fffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, and before he could say FUCK....the Rottweiler ate him!
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Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany

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12 Oct 2008 11:38 
ok...
Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom

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12 Oct 2008 20:24 
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Land of Black Prince,
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13 Oct 2008 17:14 
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