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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 20:33 |
Whilst travelling southbound on the M3 today an old speedtriple reg M139 ### had his main lights on and no doubt helped by having a pillion blinded every car he came up behind.
As well as thinking what a selfish c~#*t; It made me ask what other things i'd like to put into room 101.
1 FOG LIGHTS.........As soon as it rains or gets dark some moron will put them on. Just like having permanant brake lights on. If its safe to drive over 40mph, you dont need 'em.
2 JORDON...............The illusion crashes when she talks
3 V-MAX.................The worst motorcycle i've ever ridden. Looks, sound, steering, brakes, handling, feel. Characterless. Truly Horrible.
4 TRAMP STAMPS.....Tattoos on women. (except Cheryl Cole)
5 RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISTS.....Weather they're 'Doctor Whos' (ryming slang!) or 'Daleks' (mussies)
Apart from me; What would you put in there?............ what is the worst bike you've ridden?
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
Posts: 10,203
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 20:39 |
Voshkod 175...a truly awful Eastern Bloc device that only had one redeeming feature in that with the build quality of a Moskvich and the charm of Adolf Eichmann not many were sold...Thankfully.
...by the way, totally with you on the fog light thing, they`re not needed and should be banned.
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Pa.
Fyulled Corst.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,999
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Sprint ST (02-04)
27 Aug 2008 20:41 |
I'm with you on No 1 
2. poofball
3. vandals
worst bike ? Mmm suppose it's that feckin Ducati ST2 that our kid used to have !
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 20:44 |
well lets see
spraytans cause it loks like you bin tangoed
sweetcorn cause it comes out as it went in.. whole
even davis cause he pobeyed and cant look at him...prob nice man BUT
and hold up stocking cause when ya hot they slip down lol
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Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,306
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 20:47 |
for the last one whats wrong with stockings and suspender ?
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 20:58 |
when ya got a tight skirt on earl it shows the sussy straps thought you would know that mate cause dc reckons you a cross dresser on a sat night lol
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 20:59 |
6 GRAFFITI 'ARTISTS'....Same as "PA's" number 3..........Scum, as soon as they spray the place looks sh()t. In my local bookshop they actually have about 20 books on Graffiti in their own section..AAAARRHHH
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,779
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 20:59 |
roberto !! can't stand tats on women except the ones in the small of the back !!
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,779
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:01 |
cheryl cole !! i'm getting wood just thinking of her !!!
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:02 |
nowt wrong with tatts on small of back i have one and its very tasteful and my rob says it looks great from the back lol
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 21:02 |
Ducatiman.........Why?????????
I'd guess cos an ex you were fond of had one, yes?
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 21:04 |
Whoops, i know how to win friends eh?
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Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,306
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:04 |
at 6ft 4 with sz 12 boots i dont think im built for cross dressing lol
and dm nowt wrong with tattoos on women as long as theyre tastefully done. same goes for blokes, some just go too far i should know ive got a few.
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:06 |
dont like to see black bands on womens arms though a bit manly and deff not right when wearing a posh frock
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 21:07 |
Earl, Lucy, Ducati and PA.
Whats the worst bike ?
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:09 |
fazer cause the ugly
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:10 |
oh and does a lambretta count
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 21:13 |
Still prefer it to a V-MAX!
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,779
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:22 |
i'd say the bandit !! but someone might have a seizure !!! 
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Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 24,528
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Daytona 955i (04->)
27 Aug 2008 21:26 |
Room 101 - size 16 women wearing size 12 clothes
worst bike - GSX-R750 simply because it's not as exciting to ride as it's made out to be. Had a bandit 6 and as a solid reliable commuter it was perfect
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Roberto Clackarelli
Bournemouth,
United Kingdom
Posts: 65
Enthusiast
27 Aug 2008 21:32 |
S'funny you should say that, cause, perhaps i was expecting too much but I rode a GSXR750 from Crescent and I was a bit underwhelmed too.
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Pa.
Fyulled Corst.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,999
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Sprint ST (02-04)
27 Aug 2008 21:54 |
R C :
Earl, Lucy, Ducati and PA.
Whats the worst bike ? |
like I said that feckin Ducati ST2 that our kid used to have !
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Ducatiman
Bedfordshire,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,779
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
27 Aug 2008 21:59 |
lucy !! care to post pics of your tastefull small of the back tats !!
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Pa.
Fyulled Corst.,
United Kingdom
Posts: 7,999
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Sprint ST (02-04)
27 Aug 2008 22:00 |
perv 
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Hadleigh
Back Home,
United Kingdom
Posts: 2,105
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
27 Aug 2008 22:02 |
AND ????
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Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,306
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
28 Aug 2008 09:08 |
i havent really got a worst bike as yet as ive only owned 3 so far, there are plenty that dont float my boat but bikes are good period.
id like to see tattoo pics 
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Trouble with Tribbles
There's lovely now,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,123
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Enthusiast
28 Aug 2008 09:13 |
Muffin tops on women.
Not indicating on roundabouts.
Graffitti "artists"
Chavs
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Trouble with Tribbles
There's lovely now,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,123
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Enthusiast
28 Aug 2008 09:15 |
As for bike?
Has to be my mates (now very, very) battered Fireblade. Nowt wrong with the original bike, just the state he allowed it to get in.
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Pip!
Usually in the sh*te,
United Kingdom
Posts: 464
Tiger (01-06)
28 Aug 2008 10:14 |
#1 - People "who" are famous for being famous!!! I mean WTF is that all about!!
#2 - People who read magazines which feature people who are famous for being famous thus maintaining there so called fame
#3 - None functioning indicators
#4 - Media hype, blowing all things out of proportion
#5 - Political Correctness - Morals and common sense are plenty good enough. I can work out what is right and what is wrong without being told thank you very much
#6 - Litigation Society and the No win no fee paracites that support it - Its all ME ME ME ME ME and what can i get out of it. Mr Stupid won 3 billion pounds after falling over due to a fag paper being accidently dropped on the floor by his 4 year old daughter at his local Chavco. He got to keep it all!! FFS!!!! 
Oh and as for the worst bike, its got to be my CCM 604. But in a perverse way i also love it!!! 
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Oldman
Narcolepsy,
United Kingdom
Posts: 166
Speed Triple (05->)
28 Aug 2008 10:42 |
Cheryl Cole = Jordan - ok til she opens her gob, and she's still with that cock of a footballer - must be stoopid or just in it for the money, but probably both. Thick bint!!
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. Ash .
Skating Away...,
New Caledonia
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Speed Triple (05->)
28 Aug 2008 12:05 |
[edited]:
Have to agree - Cheryl Cole - very pretty for sure but WAY too skinny 
LucyLocket:
i have one and its very tasteful |
This means NOTHING without pictures to support it.... (I'll show you mine if you show me yours )
Danielle Lloyd is another complete travesty - fucking amazing body - completely horrible vapid/vacant piece of trash, so far up herself it's almost impossible.....but I would of course (UTS ).....shortly before tossing her into room 101
...Along with a GS500.....which has to be the worst thing I've ever ridden (and it was new!)
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Andy
Newbury, Berks,
United Kingdom
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Sprint RS (00-01)
28 Aug 2008 12:14 |
can't stand tats on women except the ones in the small of the back:
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Hmmm, everyone and his dog seems to have em these days.
Commonly referred to as 'Arse Antlers', just pity that so many girls seem to think that is attractive to combine the look with crop top, thongs hoicked up over the waist band and a gut like Jimmy Five bellies. 
Holdups on the other hand .....mmmmmm
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
Posts: 3,035
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
28 Aug 2008 12:49 |
.......home made bread.........
its not the bread im afraid of, its just that it either fab or crap, there is no middle ground.....i may have said this before......
.....the public........
.....garry boys.......(Suffolk Chav)
....."follow diversion" signs that just stop.........
......reality TV...........load of old bollox
....."jesus fish"....on the back of a car....why?
......and why is all the stuff i love to do/eat/drink so soddin bad for me??
.....worst bike gs250 "custom"......fuggin awful
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. Ash .
Skating Away...,
New Caledonia
Posts: 11,438
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Speed Triple (05->)
28 Aug 2008 15:19 |
Quote:
and why is all the stuff i love to do/eat/drink so soddin bad for me?? |
'Seems like everything I like will make me sick or poor or fat'...
D.L.Roth
['Two fools a minute']
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 20:28 |
having another one done soon above it very tatseful again of cource, a wolverine... i dont like it when women have bold tattoos where they can be seen, mine are for my own privicy and body art can be beautiful.... and i dont wear belly tops lol even though i could......... shy lol  
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Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,306
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 20:41 |
i want another tattoo done, got my last one cancelled last minute and a bit skint at the mo, maybe next year.
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 20:48 |
my mates fella is a tattoist earl so he charges 25 quid no matter what, quite lucky there and he bob on
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Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,306
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:17 |
cawt
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:25 |
the wife wants one on her foot, all for it
i've had 2 on the same arm. The first one was a celtic arm band but it didn't fit all the way round cause i'v got massive biceps
so on the inside of my arm i have had another tat done to fill the space. quite tender
nothing wrong with body art as long as its tasteful
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:27 |
[edited]:
`No Entry` signs on the cheeks of your arse?....I used to work with a bloke that had those on his arse and a ruler tattood the length of his penis...Fortunately I never had the misfortune to be shown the `ruler`....
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lucylocket
lincs,
United Kingdom
Posts: 379
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:35 |
my rob got his name on is john thomas lol
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:37 |
who's john thomas
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 21:40 |
.....rob....er.... is.... how can i say this....er..... quite a.....er....."short" ......er.....name.....
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:42 |
rob might be, is that why he calls himself john thomas??
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:46 |
[edited]:
I`ve got..."Welcome to the Suffolk market town of Bury St Edmunds and have a lovely day, may I suggest a visit to the medieaval Abbey and lunch at the Angel Hotel" tattooed on mine...
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:49 |
was it by those who can write the bible on a postage stamp
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:51 |
 ...Knackers....
...
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
Posts: 3,035
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 21:52 |
no, its in braile......short hand......
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:55 |
my first knackers.......
i feel quite emotional.........................and look forward to many more
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:56 |
that probably doesn't sound right does it???
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 21:56 |
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 21:58 |
knackers
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:00 |
...Knackers....(tm) Suffolk `The Girthmaster` Punch....2007 Pat pending...
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:03 |
whooops......sorry
wasn't as funny in the delivery though was it
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:07 |
The actual word `Knackers` must always be pronounced with a capital K.......anything less and it loses it`s `venom`...(so to speak)..
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 197
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:09 |
you are the master.................girth master that is
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:10 |
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:12 |
GET A ROOM!!
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:14 |
i ain't no sheep!!!
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:15 |
sorry Mr T
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:15 |
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:20 |
not yet, still need the mohawk
or is it something else
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:24 |
as a very posh Mr "T" once said ......
I will most definitely not be alighting upon that aircraft
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Sean
SE London,
United Kingdom
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Speed Triple (05->)
29 Aug 2008 22:25 |
pikeys
&
the queen
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:26 |
[edited]:
You can only `alight` FROM something......ie "I am `alighting` from this fucking Stuka `cos I quite like Poles and wish no harm to them"....
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:31 |
....depends which way you`re walking.......
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:31 |
i ain't talking like that fool
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:33 |
Verb 1. alight - to come to rest, settle; "
can he not rest upon said aircraft???
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:38 |
AHA!!!! hoisted by your own pitard....
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Relay
Barnsley,
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:41 |
what the fusks a pitard...
been told about that before, didn't know what they were on about
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:42 |
just think of it as a hand grenade.... a big one, made of clay....
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:44 |
eh
don't get it
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:47 |
it doesn't show up in oxford dictionary
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:47 |
i do......every night.....she`s very broody
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Relay
Barnsley,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 900 (93-96)
29 Aug 2008 22:49 |
what your missus
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Pervert general
torbay,
United Kingdom
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Sprint ST (05->)
29 Aug 2008 22:49 |
I think Fozz has been smokin'....
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:49 |
i hope so......
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:51 |
a pitard or petard, was a bell shaped metal container filled with explosives. It was used to blow in gates or breach walls. It was lit with a slowly burning fuse, but there was always the danger of a premature explosion - the chance that you would be hoisted (lifted) by your own petard. It comes from Shakespeare and I think the quote is actually "hoist with his own petar." (Not "on" - that's just become the common parlance.) Interestingly, some cite petard as deriving from the French word for "fart." A different kind of explosion!
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Bluesman
The Top of Wales,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:51 |
Evenin Mr Fozz 
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 22:54 |
ello blues how tricks ?, im round you nack of the woods next week , well Corris how far is that from you?
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Bluesman
The Top of Wales,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 22:56 |
According to Google Maps it's 59.2 mls
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
29 Aug 2008 23:02 |
beer next saturday then???
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Bluesman
The Top of Wales,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 23:10 |
Sorry Fozz can't make it, the youngest lad has an athletics meeting I have to take him to, Sunday any good?
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
Posts: 10,203
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
30 Aug 2008 09:02 |
[edited]:
Surely you can wriggle out of meeting Fozz better than that Blues?...
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~Fozz~
The Right Angles,
United Kingdom
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Daytona 955i (02CE, 03)
30 Aug 2008 09:29 |
knackers....
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. Ash .
Skating Away...,
New Caledonia
Posts: 11,438
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Speed Triple (05->)
30 Aug 2008 10:17 |
LucyLocket - a wolverine? Why a wolverine then? 
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Suffolk Punch
The Girthmaster....,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
30 Aug 2008 14:12 |
Is Lucy a Wolverine then? Holy Knackers... That`s what I love about T595.net...a great cross selection of people/wolverines..
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