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Riggsy
Coventry,
United Kingdom

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Daytona 955i (02)


10 Oct 2008 23:15 
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it
was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it in-frequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'
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Bluesman
The Top of Wales,
United Kingdom

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Daytona T595 (97-98)


11 Oct 2008 08:11 
Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom

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Daytona 955i (04->)


11 Oct 2008 16:25 
Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
Germany

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Sprint RS (02-05)


12 Oct 2008 11:35 
jimmyj
Land of Black Prince,
United Kingdom

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Daytona 955i (04->)


13 Oct 2008 12:13 
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