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Joe Bloggs
Whitby,
United Kingdom

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03 Oct 2008 13:25 

Luigi (father): 'I want you to marry a girl of my choice.'
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!!!'

Luigi: 'But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter..'
Son: 'Well, in that case... ok'

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.
Luigi: 'I have a husband for your daughter...'

Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!'
Luigi: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank'

Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Luigi: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'

Luigi : 'But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

and that, my friend, is how Italians do business..
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Blizzard
Coventry,
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03 Oct 2008 19:45 
Berlin84
Dresden, Sachsen,
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04 Oct 2008 11:19 
jimmyj
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06 Oct 2008 09:10 
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Rob BBTB
Birmingham,
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08 Oct 2008 12:51 
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