|
| Info |
Message |
TrevHow
Norwich,
United Kingdom
Posts: 627
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
08 Oct 2008 09:44 |
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used
to enjoy together.
I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm
a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying
that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a
great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to f*ck off.
|
 |
| Advertisement |
|
|
Earl
Hiding in the valley,
United Kingdom
Posts: 5,911
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
08 Oct 2008 11:43 |
|
|
Blizzard
Coventry,
United Kingdom
Posts: 24,746
Premier Member
Daytona 955i (04->)
11 Oct 2008 16:22 |
|
|
Bluesman
Near Snowdon,
United Kingdom
Posts: 9,739
Premier Member
Daytona T595 (97-98)
12 Oct 2008 08:06 |
|
|
|
|
