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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
25 Aug 2008 20:14 |
Well G-San, I think we did rather well today. What with double helpings for you, and no assault and battery for me. The later no doubt helped by the cautious avoidance of certain questions to the lady wielding the rather large aluminium teapot.
Anyway, what with such splendid fare and, er... surroundings, and conversational topics that bounded on complete and utter bollocks. I thought we had a rather jolly Bank Holiday Monday. Moist though it was.
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G-San
Blurredhorizonville,
United Kingdom
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26 Aug 2008 09:54 |
Indeed! The bubble was satisfactorily effervescent, the squeak squeaky, and the tea tar thick. For me the experience was marred only by the pair of fat dykes behind and to your tangential right, the closest of which wasn't wearing any knickers and had unwittingly allowed her heavily soiled jogging pants to ride down, revealing a pustular peach that would cause even Botticelli to bugger off and a crack that could accommodate Amsterdam's entire population of bicycles.
The things we do to get our motorcycle kicks, eh?
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The Rt Hon Captain Trumpy
07 Fartblid sussex,
United Kingdom
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26 Aug 2008 09:58 |
It just drizzled all bloody day in east sussex.
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G-San
Blurredhorizonville,
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26 Aug 2008 10:20 |
You should get a Gixer 1000, Captain. Their ability to phase in and out of alternate dimensions renders prevailing local weather conditions meaningless....
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The Rt Hon Captain Trumpy
07 Fartblid sussex,
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26 Aug 2008 11:24 |
But, surely you don't mean, its just that, well you know, the awesome power of the Fartblid and all that! A worthy suggestion nonetheless old chap.
Clearly the electro Zircon beam weather force coordinator circuit needs a clout.
Still, T minus 14 days and counting. Hee hee hee!  
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
26 Aug 2008 14:08 |
G-San
Phasing between alternative dimensions is one thing, but doing so in a coherent fashion is another. One I have yet to master as you discovered yesterday morning on the A27, Earth.
The difficulty of overcoming the induced paradox of warping time and space often leaves me and my machine in a quandary, viz; where the fuck am I ? Where the fuck am I going to ? Will all of me and aforesaid machine arrive at the same time and the same place and in the same order and colour ? Such are the difficulties of resolving string theory with a trip to the Bucket o' Blood.
My errant speed hump's bid for freedom was a simple example of this Paradox. It didn't know whether it was coming or going.
Consequently my ' Paradox Correction Device ' is in need of a few tweaks, or at least a new rubber band.
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The Rt Hon Captain Trumpy
07 Fartblid sussex,
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26 Aug 2008 15:40 |
DCE, I know exactly what you mean.
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G-San
Blurredhorizonville,
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26 Aug 2008 16:30 |
I'm still disturbed by the sight of the twin humps making their bid for freedom from the confines of above mentioned fat dyke's joggers... 
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The Rt Hon Captain Trumpy
07 Fartblid sussex,
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28 Aug 2008 23:10 |
Perhaps its the basis of a new Dr Who dilemma. They had the 'adipose' story after all.
My guess is a new order of things based on the master race of 'bulbous buttocks'. I think we should all beware!
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Depth Charge Ethel
Chi,
United Kingdom
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Daytona T595 (97-98)
29 Aug 2008 21:51 |
[edited]:
Stunned of Chi. Earth
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